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I Love My Kid, But...

Introducing: I Love My Kid, But...

I Love My Kid, But...

Wondery

Parenting, Society & Culture, Kids & Family, Comedy

4.9 • 756 Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

Coming Soon: Listen early and ad-free on Wondery+ on 5/29. Listen on Amazon Music, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts on 6/5.


This is a safe place for parents to get away from it all. It’s a cliche that having kids is both the most rewarding and the hardest thing you’ll ever do. And it never ends: just when you’ve figured out how a newborn works, the kid becomes a toddler, then a tween, a teenager and beyond. And kids don’t come with an instruction manual or an off switch. Sure, you love your kids, best thing that ever happened to you blah blah blah, BUT…

Welcome to I Love My Kid, But… a weekly escape where comedians Megan Gailey, Kurt Braunohler, Chris Garcia and guests unload about the joys and challenges of being a parent, all the hell their kids put them through, and how they might reclaim some of the glory of their pre-parenting life. You might learn a few things about how to be a better parent along the way, but it’s more important that you get to laugh and enjoy three very funny people vent about parenthood with other moms and dads who “get it.” No child psychologists here, no educators, or noted experts… just three comedians embracing all the L’s they take on a daily basis and celebrating all the small victories that make it all worth it. And if one of them lets slip that they might’ve sent their kid to school without lunch because they stayed out the night before with their college friends WAY too late, that’s ok too. No judgment here.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, I'm Chris Garcia, and I love my kid, but I miss the before times back when I thought cocoa melon was a brand of flavored vodka.

0:14.8

I'm Megan Galey, and I love my kid, but my house will just never be clean ever again. I mean, is it too much to ask to have one remote

0:23.8

that's not sticky? And I'm Kurt Brown-owner. I love my kids. But if I have to watch 15, 3-year-olds

0:31.1

try and open a pinata at every kid party, I'm going to lose it. They don't have the upper body

0:37.0

strength, folks folks or the

0:38.2

coordination. What are we doing here? Of course we all love our kids, but they can be real

0:44.0

holes. Think of this podcast as a safe space for parents.

0:50.3

Where every week, Megan, Chris and I will unpack all the joys and challenges that come with raising kids.

0:59.1

Aw, you guys, that's such a sweet way of saying that we're going to crap all over our kids every week.

1:05.3

From Wonderry, this is, I love my kid, but...

1:09.0

So means, that's what we look but... No child psychologist,

1:15.7

educators, or noted experts here.

1:18.4

You can listen to new episodes of I Love My Kid, but, every Monday.

1:22.9

Follow us on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts.

1:26.9

Listen one week early and ad- free beginning on May 29 by subscribing to Wonderie Plus

1:32.7

in Apple Podcasts or the One Tree app.

1:36.1

Look, and let's be honest.

1:39.5

We're really just going to use this podcast as an excuse to leave the house, so join us.

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