Hey there, chameleon listeners. It's your host and fellow scam obsessive Josh Dean.

I interrupt your regularly scheduled feed here to tell you about another weekly podcast I host,

one that brings me a lot of joy, which is not a thing you typically hear about crime shows.

It's called Crimeless, made in conjunction with Smartless Media and Will Ferrell's big money players.

And every week, I tell you and my co-host, the very funny comedian Rory Scoville, a story or two or three ripped from the headlines.

Think of it as an introduction to the world's dumbest criminals, men and women, and occasionally even some marauding monkeys,

who step on rakes in the most entertaining ways. But don't take my word for it. Check out this

sample episode, which happens to be about a scam that someone pulled on the city of Newark,

and also on the UN. And then, if you like it, just search Crimless on your podcast app of choice.

Anyway, enjoy.

And I'll see you Thursday for the next episode of Chameleon.

So what we're going to do is you're going to look at these magazines, et cetera.

And if you become aroused, et cetera, then we'll know etc. That, uh, exeterate, you're guilty,

etc.

Rory,

let's say you're a

law.

Okay. And I'm not, just to be clear for our audience. I'm not. This is all just hypothetical.

Wink, wink, Rory. You're a fugitive wanted by the law. And I look like Harrison Ford.

How are you getting away with it? How are you evading capture? What's your plan?

I'm literally doing everything Harrison Ford did.

But, you know, the first thing I'm doing is shaving, getting a haircut, the obvious stuff, new clothes.

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