Hey there, listeners. It's me, comedian, actor, wizard, Rory Scoval, and I'm busting into your ears right now to tell you about a new podcast that I hope you'll check out. It's called Crimeless. Every week, journalist Josh Dean and myself dive into a new story from the stupider side of the true crime world.

Here is our trailer, and if it sounds like some of you'd like, just search for and follow

Crimless wherever you get your podcasts.

Have you ever listened to crime shows and found yourself with more questions than answers?

And what is this? How is that not a story we all know?

What is this?

Where is that?

Why is it wet?

Then boy, do we have a podcast for you.

Is it a crime to cut someone's hair without their permission?

And what if that person is a cat?

Is it even safe to snort human remains?

What is the dumbest way to steal a quarter million dollars? Who catfish is a cat. Is it even safe to snort human remains? What is the dumbest way to steal a quarter million dollars?

Who catfish is a city? Is this even a crime? Honestly, it feels more like a high level prank than a crime.

Introducing Crimeless, a new show from the Law Abiding Geniuses at Smartless media, campside media, and big money players.

Join me, Roy Scoville, comedian and actor.

And me, Josh Dean, investigative journalist, on our new weekly podcast that celebrates the

amazing creativity of the world's dumbest criminals.

It has everything you could ever want in a show.

Primiscusous primates.

There are thousands of angry, horny monkeys. Advice from the Great Beyond. I've realized you can't just out loud before the tarot card reading just go, will I ever have a threesome? We should ask a deeper questions, I think, right? Oh, I'm sorry, Josh. Am I going to have a threesome, not a deep question for you? Incredible voice acting.

These guys were doing stuff that you can't even imagine with refrigerators.

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