Introducing: CrimeLess: Hillbilly Heist

Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 8.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2025

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

Hello, Las Culturistas Listeners! We want to share a new show you might enjoy, CrimeLess: Hillbilly Heist

About the show: It’s 1996 in rural North Carolina, and an oddball crew makes history when they pull off America’s third largest cash heist. But it’s all downhill from there.

Join host Johnny Knoxville as he unspools a wild and woolly tale about a group of regular ‘ol folks who risked it all for a chance at a better life. CrimeLess: Hillbilly Heist answers the question: what would you do with 17.3 million dollars? The answer includes diamond rings, mansions, velvet Elvis paintings, plus a run for the border, murder-for-hire-plots, and FBI busts.

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm Josh Dean, very serious investigative podcast journalist.
0:06.4	And I'm Roy Scoville, extremely serious comedian, actor, lover, and fighter.
0:10.7	We want to tell you about our new show, Crimeless, from the ingenious minds at Smartless Media,
0:15.4	campside media, and big money players.
0:17.6	It's coming out this fall, and it's like a new kind of true crime podcast. One where we
0:22.2	dig into the stupider side of breaking the law. That's right. Every week, we're going to tell you
0:26.9	about some ridiculous attempted crime, all dreamed up by some of the dumbest criminals in the world.
0:32.2	And we're going to start the whole thing off with an extra long tail, almost too good to be true.
0:37.2	It's called Crimeless Hillbilly Heist, and it's hosted by a friend of ours.
0:41.2	A friend who's kind of a jackass himself.
0:45.1	Oh, God.
0:46.5	Johnny, that's your cue.
0:48.5	Thanks, Rory.
0:50.0	I'm Johnny Knoxville, and I'm going to kick the crimeless train off with the wild and woolly tale
0:55.3	about a gang of high-functioning nitwits who somehow pulled off America's third largest cash heist.
1:03.0	The pile of money I ended up with weighed over a ton.
1:07.8	Literally, when I say I stole a ton of money, it's true.
1:12.7	The crew has hold of an entire bank ball full of cash.
1:17.0	And they've got the FBI and the media hot on their trail.
1:22.0	But if you got so much dough and there's no way to hide it, why not put it to good use?
1:30.7	They bought a mansion, bought a BMW, bought a Tahoe, bought a $43,000 ring, breast implants for his sisters. And don't forget
1:39.6	the leopard print staircase, the velvet Elvis painting and a wine cellar stocked with the finest
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