Introducing: Bone, Marry, Bury

Bone Marry Bury

Dear Media

Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 846 Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2022

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

2021 was the worst year of Allie’s life: she was fired from her stupid waitressing job, dumped by a guy she was pity-f*cking, and evicted from her apartment. This is NOT how she thought life would look at 26. On New Year’s Eve, Allie heads to a party where she plans to get plastered and leave this mess of a year behind. 2022 is going to be her year, she can just feel it! Spoiler: it’s definitely not going to be her year. But this party is still important: Gabe — Allie’s best friend and our narrator — tells us that by the end of the month she will f*ck, marry, and kill three different people… and they’re all at this party.

Starring Sarah Hyland and Harvey Guillén, “Bone Marry Bury” is the raunchy reverse whodunnit you didn’t know you needed, premiering on 2/22/22. Ready to play?

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0:00.0	A Dear Media Original Podcast
0:02.0	I always assumed that in the murder podcast about my life, I'd be the victim.
0:07.9	But surprise, bitches.
0:10.4	I lived!
0:11.7	Okay, okay, I'm getting ahead of myself.
0:13.8	You need to meet my best friend, Allie.
0:15.9	And when I say best, I mean best.
0:18.4	Like, gross, close best.
0:22.6	Hello? So, how's it going? Wait, are you peeing?
0:25.6	No, I'm done now.
0:27.6	Everyone loves a messy bitch, and no one, no one turns up like my girl, Allie.
0:33.6	But Allie's life was about to get a whole lot messier. From Dear Media and
0:39.1	rom-com pots comes a scripted comedy murder mystery podcast so outrageously inappropriate.
0:44.9	We can't believe that let us put it on the air. The theme of this New Year's Eve is everyone
0:49.8	is getting laid. 2020 is starting strong. No more loser boyfriend,
0:55.5	working at a way better restaurant,
0:57.2	and I'm living with my best friend.
0:59.2	Maybe 2022 is going to be my year.
1:02.2	Yeah, 2022 is definitely not going to be her year.
1:06.4	But this party is still important
1:08.2	because Allie's going to bone,
1:10.4	Mary, and Barry, three different people.
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