Hey Trashpandas, I know you've had them. I certainly have had them too. I know you can all relate to them.

Stacey, friends, it's now time to laugh at them. Bad dates with Jamila Jamil is a hilarious

new podcast that comes to you from the team behind Smirtless. Each week Jamila's favorite

comedians, celebrities, and funny friends share their epic and true dating nightmares and

misfires, like the tale of the guy who could only get frisky on top of a pile of stuffed

garfield toys, or the enraged beauty queen with food poisoning who chased her date through a

kitchen window. There's even a bad date that involved gay bigfoot. It's amazing. Jamila's guests

include Conan O'Brien, Celeste Barber, Nikki Glazer, Tignotaro, and many, many more.

Plus, you'll hear from listeners who share their own dating disasters. Bad dates will make you laugh

a lot, cry a little, and cringe just the right amount. Because as we all know, the worst dates

make the best stories. We're about to play a clip from Bad Dates, with comedians Wendy McClendon,

Covey, Paul Feig, and Thomas Lennon. And while you're listening, follow Bad Dates on Amazon Music,

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Bad dates. So I see this, this sad little kitty cat sitting on the coffee table.

This is like, get on bones, get on bones. This is the Jeff Dahmer story.

I go over to the kitty, because I love cats, and I'm like, oh, kitty, hi kitty, and I pick it up,

and the guy goes, no, no, no, don't pick up the cat. It might shit himself, because it's very old,

and he's very sensitive, and it might shit everywhere. So just leave him alone.

And he's on the dinner table. Okay. He was on the coffee table next to the

dinner. Of course. The cat has left over El Torrito also. I mean, it's the cat's been living on

whatever came back from El Torrito. So we sit down for dinner. It's steak paccata, which I've

never had before. And wow, what an involved recipe. I'm very impressed. It smells great. It's

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