Look listeners, I know you've had them. I certainly have. I know you can relate to them.

And now it's time to laugh at them. Bad days with Jamila Jamila is a hilarious new comedy

podcast that comes to you from the team behind SmartList.

Each week, Jamila's favorite comedians, celebrities, and funny friends share their epic and true

dating nightmares and misfires. Like the tale of the guy who could only get first

down top of a pile of stuffed Garfield toys or the enraged beauty queen with food poisoning

who chased her date through a kitchen window. There's even a bad date that involved gay

bigfoot. Jamila's guests include Conan O'Brien,

Sles Barbara, Mickey Glazer, Ticknottaro, and many more. Plus, you'll also hear from listeners

who share their own dating disasters. Bad dates will make you laugh a lot, cry a little,

and cringe just enough. Because as we all know, the worst dates make the best stories.

I have so many bad stories. I have a few. Hey, Jamila, call me up. I have a couple.

I, I, one of them involves Leonel Lewis. She wasn't there, but her music was there. And

um, one does involve someone telling me about a murder. We're about to play a clip from bad

dates with comedians, Wendy McLindon, Kobe, Paul Feak, and Thomas Linden. While you're

listening, follow bad dates on Amazon music or wherever you get your podcasts. Download

the Amazon music app today. So I see this, this sad little kitty cat sitting on the coffee

table. This is like, it's down there now. This is the Jeff Dahmer story. I go, I go over

to the kitty. I love cats. Oh, kitty. Hi, kitty. And I pick it up and the guy goes,

no, no, no, don't pick up the cat. It might shit himself because it's very old. And he's

very sensitive. And it might shit everywhere. So just, just leave him alone. And he's on the

dinner table. Okay. He was on the coffee table next to the dinner. Of course. The cats

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