Hey listeners Naomi, Egg Paragon here and we gotta talk about something because you know what?

I know you've had them. I certainly have. I know you can relate to them. Now it's time to laugh at them.

I'm talking about bad dates. Bad dates with Jamila Jamil is a hilarious new comedy podcast that comes to you from the team behind Smartless.

Each week, Jamila's favorite comedians, celebrities and funny friends share their epic and true dating nightmares and misfires.

Like the tale of the guy who can only get frisky on top of a pile of stuffed Garfield toys or the enraged beauty queen with food poisoning who chased her date through a kitchen window.

There's even a bad date that involves gay bigfoot. Jamila's guests include Conan O'Brien, Celeste Barber, Nikki Glazer, Ticknottaro and many more.

Plus, you'll also hear from listeners who share their own dating disasters.

Bad dates will make you laugh a lot. Cry a little and cringe just enough because as we all know, the worst dates make the best stories.

I'm about to play a clip from Bad Dates with comedians Wendy McClendon-Covid, Paul Feak and Thomas Lennon.

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So I see this. This sad little kitty cat sitting on the coffee table.

This is like, get in the bones. It's like, get in the bones. This is the Jeff Dahmer story.

I go, I go over to the kitty because I love cats. Oh, kitty. Hi, kitty. And I pick it up and the guy goes, no, no, no.

Don't pick up the cat. It might shit himself because it's very old.

And he's very sensitive and it might shit everywhere. So just just leave him alone.

And he's on the dinner table. Okay. He was on the coffee table next to the dinner.

Of course. The cat has left over El Torrito also.

I mean, it's the cat's been living on whatever came back from El Torrito.

So we sit down for dinner. It's steak paccata, which I've never had before.

And wow, what a what an involved recipe. I'm very impressed. It smells great.

It's delicious. Okay. So now I feel like I got to go to the bathroom. Where's your bathroom?

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