Everybody has had them. Everybody can relate to them.

And now it's time to laugh at them on bad dates.

A hilarious new comedy podcast hosted by Jamila Jamil.

Each week Jamila's favorite comedians, celebrities, and funny friends share their epic and true dating nightmares and misfires.

Like the tale of the guy who could only get frisky on top of a pile of stuffed Garfield toys,

or the enraged Beauty Queen with food poisoning who chased her date through a kitchen window.

There's even a bad date that involves gay bigfoot, can't make it up folks.

Jamila's guests include Conan O'Brien, Celeste Barber, Nikki Glazer, Tignotaro, and many more.

Plus, you'll hear from listeners who share their own dating disasters.

Bad dates will make you laugh a lot, cry a little, and cringe just enough.

Because as we all know, the worst dates make the best stories.

I'm about to play a clip from bad dates with comedians Wendy McClendon Covey, Paul Fee, and Thomas Lennon.

And while you're listening, follow bad dates on Amazon Music, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Download the Amazon Music app today.

So I see this, this sad little kitty cat sitting on the coffee table.

This is like, you know, this is the Jeff Dahmer story.

And then go, I go over to the kitty because I love cats.

So I'm like, oh, kitty, hi kitty, and I pick it up.

And the guy goes, no, no, no.

Don't pick up the cat.

It might shit himself because it's very old.

And he's very sensitive and it might shit everywhere.

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