Welcome back to Alchemy This. I'm your host, Kevin Pollack. Yes, that, Kevin Pollock, what's that? Yes, I know I said I was ready to buy the car. I'm just not. Sweet listeners, over the years, I've been crazy, lucky to see my fair share of true alchemy. By definition, alchemy is, quote, when a person creates something through a seemingly magical process,

and you lovelily dingleberries, like I said, I've been witnessed to the stuff on several occasions.

An example you ask? Okay. When separated, only 50% of Sonny and Cher had undeniable tell.

Speaking of which, not too long ago, while having my conscious scraped and

rinsed, the idea hit me. What if I brought together the right creative people and asked them

to make shit up based on my own twisted, demented ideas, then offered a podcast of this

seemingly magical process? And I could call it, Alchemy, why can't you be more like your brother?

Well, after a bit of title tinkering, I'm so very proud to welcome you dear friends to another episode of

alchemy this take a photo I'm gonna get a photo of this hey get away from get back away please

you see the tape no photos no okay? What do you see?

What do you like?

What do you don't like about this?

I don't like anything about it, Peterson.

Well, I'll tell you what I noticed right away.

Cigarettes still lit.

Yeah.

That's strange.

Peterson, you've got a Holmesian eye for detail.

Well, I studied under the grade.

Sherlock Holmes? Nope for detail. Well, I studied under the grade. Sherlock Holmes?

Nope.

You.

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