Introducing: A Very Fatal Murder

A Very Fatal Murder

The Onion

Comedy

4.1 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2018

⏱️ 1 minutes

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Summary

From The Onion and Onion Public Radio (OPR), A Very Fatal Murder takes one intrepid podcaster, David Pascall, to the sleepy town of Bluff Springs, Nebraska to explore the unsolved murder of Haley Price, a really hot white girl. The first episode premieres February 5th.

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0:00.0	What makes a murder perfect?
0:02.6	What elevates a murder from just a regular killing to a crime
0:06.2	so gruesome that it demands its own podcast?
0:09.2	Does a murder like that even exist?
0:11.4	The blabla shisha dies so gross.
0:13.6	I was gonna pop loose.
0:14.6	This the murder is false.
0:15.4	Nobody ain't telling us nothing.
0:17.2	After years of searching for the perfect murder,
0:19.7	we found...
0:20.8	Haley Price.
0:22.8	From the onion and onion public radio,
0:24.9	I'm David Pascal,
0:26.1	and this is a very fatal murder,
0:28.3	premiering February 5th.

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