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Stone Clearing With Richard Herring
Comedy.co.uk
4.8 • 728 Ratings
🗓️ 8 November 2018
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Oofi, come here. |
| 0:11.3 | Well, hello and welcome to a brand new podcast. |
| 0:19.4 | This is an introductory episode. It's out to stone clear, basically. I'm sharing. I'll be your host in this podcast, which should be running weekly. |
| 0:34.5 | Well, until my death, I'm hoping 50 years of podcasting for this particular podcast. |
| 0:40.6 | Stone clearing, if you don't know what it is, I'm sure many of you have tuned in because you are a stone clearer. |
| 0:46.5 | And so this is an introductory episode for people who are new to the art is taking stones from a field, putting them around the edge of the field, hoping to create |
| 1:00.3 | a wall. Some stone can make a path. Basically, there's a big field. I walk my dog around |
| 1:08.9 | every morning. It takes about half an hour to walk all the way around if you're just walking at a regular field. I walk my dog around every morning. It takes about half an hour to walk all the way |
| 1:13.2 | around if you're just walking at a regular pace. It's a big field. And I noticed there's a lot of |
| 1:20.8 | stones on it. And yeah, I thought, well, it probably will help the farmer if I get those stones off. And also, if I build a war with them, then I will become immortal. That war will last here longer than my lifespan can be expected. People will come from generations to look at it, try and understand it, work out. |
| 1:47.4 | Who was the mysterious person? I mean, I think they'll think it will be people. It will be such an impressive war, but it will be just one man. |
| 1:54.0 | And of course, human beings have been doing this, just sweeping down, pick up a couple of stones I've spotted there. These are just little ones. |
| 2:02.7 | The thing is, I want to clear all the stones from this field of, down to what size I don't know. |
| 2:07.3 | I mean, it's difficult to estimate because I've got quite a good little collection over there by a |
| 2:12.5 | little bench. Because I can hear it and click, click, click. And yeah yeah I'm hoping to get rid of all the stones |
| 2:20.7 | I mean the stones litter this field but there's a sort of philosophical and artistic thing behind this |
| 2:26.9 | aio will be creating something out of nothing also it's a little bit about whether such a thing |
| 2:31.8 | would be possible how much of a dent can one man make in the stones on a field this size? |
| 2:39.2 | I mean, so far, I've been doing this couple of months. I'm largely concentrated on the edge of the field. |
| 2:44.5 | I'm walking around here. I mean, I just picked up four quite medium-sized stones there, |
| 2:48.3 | just from the edge, which I've walked past every single day. |
| 2:54.0 | And I look at this and it seems no different. |
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