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Who the hell am I?

I'm a construction worker.

After the bathroom, I said, be right back.

I'm a cop, you idiot.

I'm detective John Kimball.

Who is your daddy?

Answer the question.

And what does he do?

Put that cookie down. Now! I have severe tendinitis in my wrist from holding the baby

oh no yeah be sure to tell her about that for the rest of her life i'm writing everything down okay

next i'm i'm keeping like a ledger so that i can record each thing next to a dollar amount. Yes. Just for the sake of, like, just to be easy about it. So she can just look at it and see, you know, okay. How much she owes you? We won't, yeah, we don't need to worry about like the emotional anguish of it all. It's just here. This is just what you owe me for all of this.

This is your bill. Yeah. It's your bill? Yeah. Happy 16th birthday. Go out into the world and find your

fortune and send most of it back to me. Yeah. Oh yeah. Take care of me in my old age. That's why we had you.

Speaking of old age, we're at end of days.

Man, yes we are. And also, that's the film we watched.

Yeah. It is very fitting. There's so many, it's nearing New Year's.

This, man, I know we're going to get into it, but this put like ghostwriter hooked chains into my back and dragged

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