Welcome to Legends of Aventress.

You have been in the Faye Wild for longer than most of you would like at this point.

You've undergone countless adventures, made a multitude of memories. And oddly enough, this is the most

boring the Faywild has ever been. As you find yourselves wandering along a wooded path

that seems to just keep going on and on and on. And though time here is different than it is in the material plane of a ventress,

and you have acclimated to it somewhat,

this is strange.

There have been no twists or turns, and the heaviness,

and the thicket of trees on either side of you is far too dense for you to feel comfortable wandering into.

As you continue on this path, this straight path forward, the light never changing, warm, crisp summer day,

butterflies flit around you. Rather than that, the path keeps stretching ever forward.

You've been traveling six, seven hours at this point,

just straight one foot after the other.

Oh, this is so boring.

Any ideas of how we can pass the time?

Well...

Shut the fuck up, I was talking to Jeremy!

I can barely hear him. He's got a tiny flea voice.

Oh, it's Jeremy again.

Shut the fuck out, Frosty! I'm trying to hear you, you're used to it, buddy.

Oh, I take my large goblin here and try to cone it down to my nose with a flea that lives in my nose.

Thanks, Jack.

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