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Greetings adventurers. You have joined us for another episode of the Drunks and Dragons podcast.

I am y'all Dungeon Master Michael Thrift in our tomorrow, and with me is Tim Laning.

Hey everyone, you know what? It's great to be here. Thank you for having me.

Jennifer Cheek. Hey everyone.

Nika Howard. Hi guys.

And Mike Bachman. Hi, my name is Mike Bachman. I played Tom the Dragonborn and sorry ladies,

I'm taken. Sorry, Liam Neelson. Guys, it's true there is there is some big news.

Nika got her haircut. Congratulations.

It's a great time. I really love that you guys can celebrate this moment with me.

It's so good. It's the biggest event that can happen in your life.

I also have some big news. I've taken two boxing classes.

One, one.

Guys guys, can I say something? I got two new gear upgrades and we'll have to walk out today.

Would you replace some blues or what?

Motherfucker, you know I ain't no room.

Calm down Tim. Calm down. Stop kicking the chair and setting the house on fire.

Oh, shit. Guys, I have big news as well. I got a flu shot today.

Wow. That's a big step. That's a big step.

I'm gonna die from the flu that the flu shot gave you.

I had to wait in line to have a person jam a needle in my arm and poison me.

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