early this morning a strange thing happened to me which was that I was listening to music while

making coffee you know before everyone got up and it played emotional rescue by the Rolling Stones. And I was like, this is a good song. I forgot about this. Anyway, so I clicked on for some days, I do the thing I always do when ADSG meds haven't kicked in yet, which is start going Wikipedia fucking bonkers. And I opened up, clicked through, wound up clicking through on Mick Jagger of Emotional Rescue, the Rolling Stones, etc. Didn't realize Mick Jagger was from Dartford. So, you know, son of the soil of the same place as Hussein. You wouldn't really like know it because there's not really much of him except for this one thing that you found that sort of took me down a bit of a nostalgia trap, which was this place called the Mc Jagger Center.

Yeah, so I was like, I scrolled through,

and then I was like, wait, there's a Mick Jagger Center for, like, Performing Arts in Dartford,

and I scrolled down and down and down on the Wikipedia page,

and then I saw it, and the best way I could describe it is,

it looks like something between like,

like a Royal Mail sorting center and a crematorium, but it's got Mick Jagger's center written on it.

I was going for like either, like one half Captain Tom Onsen, one half inish prison for unusually depraved sex offender.

I would probably say it's a fairly nondescript, like sort of newish, like, well, at the time, newish building. And it advertised itself as a music

score and a performing art center, but it wasn't really. It was partly part, it was, it was,

most of it was actually sort of part of the school that I attended. And it had like various

private section of functions, which included kind of renting space for like music teachers.

And it had a auditorium where we would have our school assemblies, but like we would have like concerts and stuff on weekends.

And it's a fairly sort of, it's a particular boring place.

But I was saying that the one thing I do remember was a battle of the bands that happened

in like the mid-2000s, which was like around about like the height of suburban emo.

Sorry, this happened at the Mick Jagger Center.

This happened at the Mick Jagger Center.

Every band for himself and Mick Jagger against all.

Yeah, well, that was right.

You would sort of battle it out and then at the end you would have to battle Mick Jagger.

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