You are listening to The Next Best Picture Podcast, and this is Dan Bayer's interview of the editor for the Broken Hearts Gallery, Sean Paper.

Lucy, do you think you want to try getting out of bed today?

We're getting smell complaints from the city.

Have you just been masturbating and braiding your hair for three weeks?

My vibrator will never break my heart.

Well, it will break your vagina.

Lucy, listen, we're in completely different places. You need to get a grip. He's with someone else now. How do you get over someone? What are you getting into my car? Hi for Lucy. Lift, Silver Prius. Adolfo, I have had the worst night of my life. This isn't a lift. This is my car. Hello? I'm sorry. No, I'll cancel. You're not Adolfo? Who are you? My name is Nick. Okay. Good night. Thanks. You can't have a good relationship because you're constantly mourning the old one. You keep something from every relationship. At least get rid of the ex-memorabilia. Lucy. Woodalpho, Nick! You just magically show up everywhere. Are you my stalker? Hey! You just hit her? No! Oh my gosh! The car was just pregame. This is where you actually murder me. I'm turning it into a boutique hotel. Do you see this, Ty?

It's the only thing I have left for my last relationship. Why don't you leave it here? A nail, perfectly placed. You look at that. It's like art and a gallery. I can help with a hotel in exchange for gallery space. Of course, we could use the help. You start tomorrow. Get us the coffee. Nothing with actual dairy. He gets really sensitive in his tummy.

I hate both in there.

Who's it?

Nick? You start tomorrow. Get us the coffee. Nothing with actual dairy. He gets really sensitive in his tummy.

I hate both in there.

Lucy.

Nick? Can I come in?

How did you get in here?

You're roommates. I want to show you something.

And you are not wearing any pants.

Oh, those pictures.

This map was here this morning?

Yep.

This is amazing.

There are broken people out there like me.

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