Hey, thanks for listening to Suicide Buddies. You found yourself listening to a podcast about suicide, suicidal thoughts, depression, and really just mental health in general. We talk about these subjects with a lot of levity. That is to say, we make really, really dark jokes on this show. And we hope you like that. but we also want you to know right off the top

that we do that because of our experiences with these things not because we take them lightly

so us laughing at them is not encouragement to do jokey things when it comes to suicide also

we care very deeply about you so if you are dealing with depression right now, suicidal thoughts right now, and especially

if you are contemplating suicide, we cannot urge you enough to get help.

The first line of defense is the suicide prevention lifeline.

They're absolutely great.

You can call them anytime.

They will talk to you.

They will help you through it.

They're amazing. The number is 1-800-273 talk that's one 800 273 8255 and thanks for listening to the show you know just what to do when I look at you and I don't want to go.

They call me on the phone and won't leave me alone when I don't want to go.

What's up you motherfuckers?

You're listening.

You're listening to fucking suicide buddies, dude.

This is fucking, this is motherfucking Dave Ross, man.

Dave Ross, man.

Whoa.

I've changed, dude.

Yeah, I'm still me.

Still a David Cage.

I'm not in a fucking cage, dude. What's up, cock suckers?

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