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Guaranteed Human. Hold up. Every day I wake up. Wake your ass up. The Breakfast Club. Are you all finished or y'all's done? Yep, it's the World Most Dangerous morning. Show, The Breakfast Club. DJ Envy, J. Envy, is not in, but Lauren LaRosa is. And we got a special guest man, the legend, the icon. Mr. Two Short is here. What's up, man? How are you doing? Hey. All right. I think you're the only man who can make women be happy about getting caught a bitch. I wouldn't say happy. I can't tell. It's celebrated. It's accepted because of the adjectives you use before you say it.

Oh.

You know.

What's my favorite word?

No, it's just like beautiful bitch, bad bitch.

Got you.

Successful bitch.

Got you.

Got you.

You know.

The best.

Beautiful bitch is hilarious.

Hey, you smile, see?

Oh, my God.

Shut up. It is true, though. Hey, you smile, see? Oh, my God.

That is true, though. It is about the adjective you use before word. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The tone, the delivery, the face you make it when you say it. The beat beat. Call your bitch with a smile in my face. You're like, the look, it's just, I love me. He loved me. When did you realize that was your favorite word? Um, well, you know, man, I am a child who grew up watching black exploitation movies. And, you know, just in particular, like Dolomite's character is just, you know, you watch these movies, man, it's very impressionable.

And it's like, bitch roll my joint.

Yeah.

It's just the shit is like, I'm like, that's how I want to be. You know, the old Superfly, the Mac. You know, they shot the Mac. They filmed the Mac in Oakland. And people in Oakland, after they shot the Mac, it's like, I'm all the Mac. I'm the Mac. So, you know, it's just a thing, man.

So to this day, you tell a bitch, you say, bitch, do something. I actually don't talk like that when I'm not working. Got you. Definitely my career persona, too short as my character. Got you. I'm very polite when I'm not working. But, I mean, it works, though. I know. I think that it was all the shock value.

I was a young rapper in the early 80s. I had a song. It was called freaky tales. Not the freaky tales, we all know. No, but it's not that one. This is when I was, like, 11th grade. And I had a song called freaky tales. and it said, in the song it said,

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