Have you had your soup today?

The cold crisp taste of Coke is so satisfying.

It keeps me from eating something else that might really add those pounds.

You see...

...pounds, no.

...hears! Shealogins.

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening.

Wherever you are, welcome to our episode of Sheelogians.

We are here today to put the her in rigor mortis.

Wow.

Intense.

You all have watched Dateline.

You know what that is.

My name is Summer Yeager.

I'm here with a beautiful co-host joy.

And this is something I just feel very, very strongly about.

And, you know, this is our podcast.

So we get to say whatever we want.

You pressed play, you're responsible for your choices and hearing everything I'm about to say.

I do not believe in potty training.

And when people tell me that their 18 month is potty trained, I do not believe them.

And because, and here's why, no, your 18-month-old is not capable of dealing with their own pants and climbing on the toilet and flushing the toilet and cleaning

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