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And I'm James Evan Polato for Mediamonickey.com. I just felt like I wanted to be compensated for my services in football in Bitcoin.

We've got that story plus the sage-Stalinist-shaping UK lockdown dictates.

But first, you might recall, Frank and Claire Underwood broke up on House of Card,

so how are Bill and Melinda Gates going to divvy up their $150 billion fortune? We've had a few days to

adjust to the reality. And if you haven't heard it, we're breaking the news for you now. Bill and

Melinda, one of the world's most preeminent power couples are filing for divorce. The world's

attention, of course, is now turning to the critical question. Forget about all the,

you know, the vaccines and the eugenics and stuff. Let's go tabloid about a, you know, divorce. Interesting

questions, though. How will they divide up a fortune that's been quoted to be as large as $150 billion?

And, of course, includes an investment fund that is the biggest private owner of farmland in America, among

other dubious distinctions. As TMZ and others scrutinized the divorce documents filed in Washington

State, it was initially believed that Bill and Melinda didn't really have a pre-up in place,

but the reality is more nuanced. TMZ, of course, went to the trouble of getting the official divorce petition from the King

County Superior Court.

All those documents are PDFs embedded in this article.

But to sum it up, whether they had a pre-up is irrelevant, since they appear to have already

hammered out a separation agreement that sets out how their assets will be split and their various obligations

to their children, charitable endeavors. Wouldn't it make you feel good as a kid to be included in

that same sentence? You know, charities, kids, cars, and whatever. You get the fake milk

sunblocking sperm blasters. I'll take the Luciferase Franken Frankenfood, quacksene, so it'll be a perfect split.

This also makes the writers at Zero Hedge wonder

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