All right, so you got me into this whole internet golf thing.

Oh, internet invitational?

Yes, you got me into this whole thing now. And I got to tell you, John Gruden's the star. He is the star. I mean, Portnoy is hilarious. Oh, my God. But, I mean, John Gruden is, I swear to God, I want him back in the NFL. I don't know if he'll ever be allowed back in the NFL ever again. I'm not sure.

Hi, Jerry.

Oh, hey, Jerry.

Oh, Jerry's got some Dunkin for us. Oh, Jerry, you wouldn't got some Dunkin? Oh, thanks, Jerry. You're nice. Nothing brings a smile to my face more than Dunkin' Donuts. Look at that. Duncan. Thank you. Oh, you're the best, Jerry. That was so kind to you. You want to be here outside.

Put him outside. Thank you.

I'm trying to get the latest views on this. I think the first episode is already up over $4 million. The second just came out yesterday. It's got $1.5 million. So this guy, I guess, Kwan is the guy that overslept, right? Yeah. So there's a guy, Luke Kwan, who's a very, very good golfer, but also kind of known as, you know, his personality rubs people the wrong way. Okay. And he has a history of oversleeping, even when he was a college golfer at Oklahoma. Oh, Jesus. And then he even overslept a tea time the day before when he was filming a video for something else.

Then oversleeps his tea time for the internet invitation where there's $1.7 million on the line and there's

24 people on each team and 24 people get eliminated after day one and go home and don't

have a chance to play for the rest of the $1.7 million.

Okay. So he's a really important player, and then he gets penalized, so they make him start on hole five in a nine-hole match, so they got no chance. And this means he's playing, but he's playing with another partner. Yeah, so the partner's out there by himself, who is PFT from... Yeah, no, PFT, okay, yeah. From, pardon my take. Yeah, yeah. And he stinks and he's out there getting his ass kicked because he was paired up with the other guy. And then they, yeah, so they end up losing. And Ryan Whitney, so it's Ryan Whitney, the former NFL player, is roasting this guy. Spitting chicklets, baby. That's my guy, man.

Killing.

Oh, yeah.

Kuhn. And then Gruden comes in and decides to like, you know, all right, we got to stop bitching about this guy. And he gives this speech. And he's like, where's Kwan, man? Get Kwan over here. And then they pair Kruden and Kwan up. And he's like, all right, partner, come on, man.

And it's just he was, uh...

Well, he was like, we could and Kwan up. And he's like, all right, partner, come on, man.

And it's just,

he was,

uh, well,

he was like,

we could all blame Kwan.

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