International ringers, Messi vs stewards and footballers' home museums, with Max Fosh
For Our Sins: The Clichés Pod Archive
The Athletic
4.8 • 538 Ratings
🗓️ 30 March 2023
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
The Athletic's Adam Hurrey and Nick Miller are joined by comedian and YouTube star Max Fosh for the latest edition of Mesut Haaland Dicks. Among Max's selections are the precise thought process behind a switch of international footballing allegiance, the late-1990s Premier League obsession with Vicks VapoRub, the very modern power struggle between trained stewards and elite players when someone invades the pitch for a selfie and players with a museum to themselves in their own house.
Meanwhile, the Adjudication Panel bemoan the collapse of all standards when it comes to publishing the simple information that is group tables.
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| 0:00.0 | The Athletic |
| 0:02.0 | I'm sorry you can sit there and look and play with all your silly machines as much as you like |
| 0:10.0 | Is gas going to have a crack? |
| 0:12.0 | Yes you know |
| 0:13.0 | Oh, I say |
| 0:15.0 | Brilliant |
| 0:18.0 | Pachie! He's ran the goalkeeper! He's done it! |
| 0:22.6 | Absolutely incredible! |
| 0:24.6 | He launched himself six feet into the crowd and Kung Fu kicked. |
| 0:30.6 | A supporter who was eyewit without a shadow of and out giving him lip. |
| 0:35.6 | Oh, I say, it's amazing! It does it tame, and tame, getting him lip. Oh, I say, it's amazing. |
| 0:38.5 | It does it tame and tame and tame again. |
| 0:41.4 | Crank up the music. |
| 0:43.5 | Charge a glass. |
| 0:45.4 | This nation is going to dance all night. |
| 0:49.3 | The precise thought process behind a switch of international footballing allegiance. |
| 0:54.5 | Even weirder theories about the late 1990s Premier League obsession with Vicks Vaporub, the very |
| 0:59.7 | modern power struggle between trained stewards and elite players when someone invades the pitch |
| 1:04.2 | for a selfie, players with a museum to themselves in their own house, and the futility |
| 1:09.9 | of remonstrating with a fourth official, |
| 1:11.7 | who for some reason is always Craig Porson. |
| 1:14.6 | Brought to your ears by The Athletic, this is football clichés. |
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