International Jewel Thief
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 14 June 2020
⏱️ 79 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | and she was like, yeah, I got non-reflective lenses. |
| 0:03.4 | And I was like, why did nobody tell me that non-reflective lenses were a thing? |
| 0:06.9 | I'm in show business, baby. |
| 0:09.2 | All right, let's go. |
| 0:12.1 | You are not in show business. |
| 0:15.1 | Listen, listen, IMDB has podcasts on it now, okay? |
| 0:19.0 | You know what this means? |
| 0:19.9 | This means that you, me, and Martin |
| 0:23.1 | Scorsese are on the same database. Is 2020 going to be the year that we'd absolutely blow up? |
| 0:43.0 | Welcome to The Crunch. It is your boy, Ethan. |
| 0:48.2 | And I'm Patrick, and I'm sanitizing my hands, because we're going to have one clean show today. |
| 0:51.4 | It's the friction that kills the germs. Should I dump this beer on my hands? What? It is? Should I use the alcohol from my boulevard wheat to kill the |
| 0:56.1 | kill all the germs? Um, yes. I have a, so here's the problem that I have with, with this hand. Just to answer |
| 1:03.8 | your question, I don't know if friction actually kills the germs. It's just something that I say so that I can |
| 1:07.3 | rub my hands together really fast and make the noise to bother the people |
| 1:11.0 | around me. |
| 1:11.7 | I'm pretty sure it's not the friction that kills the germs. Actually, the alcohol kills the |
| 1:15.9 | 99.99.9. And then the friction kills the 0.01. Yes. They can't take the heat. This specific |
| 1:23.2 | brand of hand sanitizer was given was given to me by the office and it actually |
| 1:31.1 | Steve Carell gave you that hand sanitizing yeah Steve Carell from from NBC's the office gave me |
| 1:35.5 | this hands it actually like here and the problem that I have with it is that it actually does |
| 1:39.6 | smell kind of good like it smells like a fine liqueur. Oh, boy. You know? They just gave you |
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