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The 40 Year Old Boy

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Mike Schmidt, 40yearoldboy, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.5 • 626 Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2019

⏱️ 24 minutes

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0:00.0	Is this the real life?
0:05.0	Is this the end of days?
0:09.0	Caught in a nightmare
0:12.0	No escape from these COVID ways.
0:16.0	Take on this task.
0:19.0	Don't hook up your mask sideways.
0:27.3	Hey, what's happening? Mike Schmidt, 40-year-old boy.
0:34.9	I know this isn't normal, but the world has been destroyed. This wasn't the year
0:40.9	expected. I took a stand so firm. It was going to be the year of I will. Now I'm hiding from the
0:49.0	germ. I'd barely leave my apartment. No tours, no trips, no shows.
0:55.5	Just choking down noodles and chocolate.
0:58.9	Dude, this really blows.
1:01.4	I will meant something in January.
1:04.1	I will meant a brand new Schmidt.
1:07.5	Now I will go clothes shopping because my fucking shirts don't fit
1:11.8	COVID Rona the 19 or the germ mex calls it the plague
1:17.4	whatever you want to call it the results are hardly vague
1:22.2	I was supposed to go to Ireland to Canada more
1:26.7	but fat guys are a super risk that's a fat I was supposed to go to Ireland, to Canada, more.
1:30.0	But fat guys are a super risk.
1:32.4	That's a fact I can't ignore.
1:34.9	Can't go to Chicago.
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