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Interferon (Entry 652.PS10303)

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History, Society & Culture

4.62.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

In which a strange, sticky new protein is declared—on the basis of very little evidence—to be a cure-all in the war against cancer, and Ken refuses to make the necessary sacrifices to become a skateboarding star. Certificate #40478.

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0:00.0

Hey folks, today's episode is brought to you by Smyrnaef Number 21 vodka ornaments.

0:06.5

The perfect white elephant gift, if you go to one of those gift swaps this year, now you don't

0:10.8

have to wonder what to get. You know, finding the right gift can be tough, can be expensive, but Smirunoff brings you a fun and affordable option.

0:19.0

Give people what they actually want for the holidays this year, provided they are adults that is vodka it's a two-in-one

0:24.8

option you get decorations you get vodka in the same gift so give the best gift this

0:29.9

holiday season smearnoff, Vodka Ornaments.

0:33.8

As always, please sip responsibly and only share with people 21 and up.

0:37.0

Hello, Future Links, this is Ken.

0:41.0

And this is John.

0:42.0

We're going to take a second here before the show begins to celebrate the holiday winter solstice,

0:47.0

solstice season.

0:48.0

The solstice.

0:49.0

The solstice, we call it.

0:50.0

It's like the Soviets.

0:51.0

The Pultus.

0:52.0

If you put a pultus on a Soviet because he's turning red, it's a sultus.

0:56.8

Just to mention that with the advent of the holiday season in late November 2019...

1:02.4

I like how you threw Advent in there.

1:04.0

That's nice.

1:05.0

Yeah, it's just a lot of subtle Christianity

1:08.0

every time I talk.

1:10.0

I'm offended by the Starbucks cups that don't have a major on them.

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