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The Rob Gucci Show

Rob Gucci

Improv, Comedy, Observational Comedy, Society, Society & Culture

4.91.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2025

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

If you've ever wondered what my Patreon episode is like, first of all that is insane why are you wondering that, second of all this is a snippet of this weeks episode that drops tomorrow (9/12). This show is now also on YouTube at YouTube.com/@robguccishow, going live again next Wednesday on video!! Support the show

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0:00.0

All right, I'm back. I'm such a jackass. I was under a file that's an old file, and I thought that my recording was the old file, and I haven't been recording this whole time.

0:11.6

Someone's high around here, and it might be me. I don't, I'm not exactly positive what is going on, but I do know that like 10 years ago when i told myself i was going to be an entrepreneur

0:23.3

dude you never told yourself that dude shut up you got motherfuckers out there that are like

0:30.4

dude i never wanted i knew i wanted to be my own boss dude you never had a real boss

0:34.8

shut the fuck up i know we're trying to keep it positive on real boss. Shut the fuck up.

0:37.5

I know we're trying to keep it positive on this episode, but shut the fuck up.

0:41.7

I knew when I was four I wanted to be my own boss.

0:45.1

Dude, you were four.

0:49.2

I knew on my sixth birthday, I looked right into my dad's eyes, and I said,

0:53.9

Dad, I want to be my own boss.

0:59.6

You didn't do any of that. You didn't do any of that. You're a fucking guy that lives in

1:06.8

Austin, Texas, like every other dude that's 26 and making reels on Instagram of them lifting

1:13.3

their shades up and then walking out to their kitchen and making a coffee and then answering

1:17.3

emails.

1:19.2

Fuck, dude, it's supposed to be a positive episode.

1:22.8

Ah, I'm just thinking about dudes and, I'm just thinking about dudes in fucking, like, Miami and penthouses, just making reals of themselves on their laptop. Like, dude, this is when I answer emails. Like, you have to stay disciplined, dude. Like, you have to, because there's no one telling you what to do. Like, you have to... You got to diversify. You got to be on on quick books you have to break up your days in a

1:45.1

quarterly segments like if you're not going to be accountable bro then you just want you don't you don't

1:49.3

want it bad enough dude and that's the thing about entrepreneur worship that's the thing about

1:56.0

entrepreneurial ship is that you got to be your own boss i knew i was on i knew i was on my own boss when i

2:03.0

i was seven i said i'm going to be i told my teachers i'm going to be my own boss and i'm going to

2:08.5

generate these leads and i'm going to obtain data illegally and then spam their emails with my new startup watch company it's an affordable watch

2:21.1

and it looks good are you tired of paying for all these Rolexes and all these you know these guys

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