Hey, Dan, you're back.

Yes, I'm back.

And you brought me lesbian Disney princesses.

Well, you know what?

They're by at best.

Look, look at this picture.

So push this over to me.

Like, now I'm a big one on the idea that, you know, you can have platonic relationships in stories.

Yes.

But look at this picture.

We're going to show this.

Look at Bell and Moulon.

Bell and Moulon.

You tell me, whoever made that, you tell me what they were thinking.

There's definitely something going on.

And honestly, of any of the ships they could have come up with, I'm down with Bell and

Mulan.

Yeah. Like I can buy the other one here, just some girls hugging and having fun. But that

one, you know. That one looks a little more like a caress than a...

This is too far from reality for me because Jasmine is alone, and that would never happen.

So you have brought me affectionate Disney princesses.

An alternate world in which Jasmine is ace.

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