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Eating For Free

Insurrecting JoJo Siwa's Pansexual Polycule

Eating For Free

Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson

Society & Culture

4.8 • 534 Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2025

⏱️ 87 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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About:

Hosted by journalists Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson, Eating For Free is a weekly podcast that explores gossip and power in the pop culture landscape: Where it comes from, who wields it, and who suffers at the hands of it. Find out the stories behind the stories, as together they look beyond the headlines of troublesome YouTubers or scandal-ridden A-Listers, and delve deep into the inner workings of Hollywood's favorite pastime. The truth, they've found, is definitely stranger than any gossip.

You can also find us on our website, Twitter, and Instagram. Any personal, business, or general inquires can be sent to eatingforfreepodcast@gmail.com 

Skips:

  • Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann's daughter Ariana claims they spent all her money amid divorce [Page Six]
  • Bianca Censori continues her fishnet obsession in sultry new snaps, [Page Six]
  • Ellen Pompeo Details Being Detained by the TSA Over Sunflower Seeds: 'They Brought the Bomb Squad In' [JJ]
  • Kylie Jenner reveals exact details of boob job in surprisingly candid confession, [Page Six]
  • Teddi Mellencamp has a new boyfriend as she battles stage 4 cancer: report, [Page Six]
  • 'Supermodel' Bethenny Frankel shakes it in another thong swimsuit after fashion show criticism, [Page Six]
  • Armie Hammer reunites with ex-wife and kids for milestone... after scary cannibalism scandal [DM]
  • Abby Lee Miller sues Cedars-Sinai hospital for malpractice, claims they left catheter in [Page Six]
  • Alexis Bledel Withdraws From Emmy Race for 'The Handmaid's Tale' Due to New Guest Actor Rules (EXCLUSIVE), [Variety]

Main Stories:

  • Andy Cohen drops major 'RHONJ' casting bombshell after show was put on pause: 'Looking at the future' [Page Six]
  • Luann de Lesseps sparks engagement rumors while sporting massive diamond ring, [Page Six]
  • JoJo Siwa 'Never Imagined' Being This Close to BF Chris Hughes: 'It's Really Hard Because People Tear It Apart' [People]
  • Erika Jayne's ex Tom Giradi, 86, faces dying behind bars as he's given prison sentence after fraud case [DM]
  • MrBeast Claims He Has 'Very Little Money' and Is 'Borrowing' Cash from His Mom to Pay for His Upcoming Wedding, [People]
  • Andy Cohen accused of unleashing 'coordinated attack' against Real Housewives star after drug allegations, [DM]
  • Gigi and Bella Hadid Reveal Half-Sister, Aydan Nix, [VF]

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm I'm I'm

0:21.6

I'm

0:22.6

I'm

0:23.6

I'm

0:24.6

I'm

0:25.6

I'm This is Flight Controller Delta of Flight Shove it up your fucking ass.

0:51.9

We are no longer talking about Nathan Fielder. He's up in the skies now,

0:57.2

and that's his journey. Listen, listen, listen, he's one with the skies now. He's gone somewhere that we can't

1:02.7

follow him, finally. Like the Delta Sky Lounge, which I simply can't afford. Wait, have you ever been

1:07.9

in the Delta Sky Lounge? No, I've never been to the Delta Sky Lounge. I've been to the Maple Leaf Lounge at the Montreal Airport, and that was very chic. What was the Maple Leaf Lounge? It was literally just Air Canada's lounge. It's like the Delta Lounge, but it's for Air Canada, which is the shittiest fucking airline in the world anyway. Really? That's what I'm flying. We're not.

1:28.4

Oh, are you?

1:30.0

Yeah, we're not doing airline talk though. We literally cannot talk about airplanes anymore.

1:33.0

I would rather talk about how this is eating for free, the podcast recording live from the absolute edge of the internet.

1:40.9

Hi, everybody.

1:42.5

My name is local Canadian tour expert, Joan Summers. I'm Zach Wickham's

1:49.0

Airbrush accessories and tools, Matthew Lawson. Your background being Zach Wickham and the

1:54.7

Protect the Dolls Airbrush is really haunting me still. I see it when I sleep. I see it when I wake up.

2:00.7

See the corner of my eye. I see it on the street. It's honestly very special to me. You know, like it is very special to me. That this is like... I'm obsessed with him now. I love him. This is literally our king. I pray to him every night. Listen, like, the first season, we didn't get quite enough, Zach. and I was like, is he crazy enough to rise to the occasion?

2:19.2

And the last couple weeks, bitch, have proven that Kristen Doughty finally met her match,

2:26.0

you know, like Kristen Doughty, like, raised a son that is more evil and chaotic than she is,

2:32.4

and to that, we salute her. We salute her service.

2:35.0

It's all chemical, really. It's like, what is it? It's like how you make salt through explosions.

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