Instruction Manual for Jason

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4.7 • 4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2023

⏱️ 27 minutes

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When Jen gets an instruction manual specifically written for her boyfriend, she uses it to help both him … and herself. Written by Mary McDonnell. Performed by James Dwyer, Erin Bartley, John Trowbridge, Makena Miller, Cherie McMaster, and Sadie Mitchell. Find The Truth at thetruthpodcast.com and @thetruthfiction on Twitter and Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode of the Truth includes strong language.
0:10.0	Instruction manual for Jason. Read thoroughly before attempting operation.
0:15.0	With proper care and handling, Jason can be expected to thrive as a partner, father, colleague, and friend.
0:25.0	Maintenance for A. Sleep.
0:30.0	Jason is particularly sensitive to the negative REM effects of snoozing his alarm.
0:35.0	Good morning.
0:37.0	Not good.
0:39.0	But there are several ways to break him of this habit.
0:42.0	Come on babe, get up.
0:44.0	10 more minutes.
0:45.0	Okay.
0:47.0	Option 1. Entice him into a shower.
0:50.0	I guess I'll just shower by myself.
0:52.0	I'm up. I'm up.
0:54.0	Option 2.
0:56.0	Good morning, sleepy head.
0:58.0	Take a look at him.
1:00.0	Oh god, no.
1:01.0	Oh my god, J. Stop, stop.
1:03.0	I told you to no.
1:05.0	Oh no, it's a hurt.
1:07.0	No, it's a dead.
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