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Andy Zaltzman, Mildly Informed, Satire, Tiff Stevenson, Test Match Special, The Gargle, John Oliver, Hari Kondabolu, Nish Kumar, Chris Addison, Politics, Top Stories, The Last Post, News, Comedy, News Commentary, Alice Fraser, Urncast

4.8 • 6.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2009

⏱️ 31 minutes

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The 67th ever Bugle podcast, from 2009. Written and presented by Andy Zaltzman and John Oliver

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0:00.0	AHAHAHAHAHA!
0:10.5	The bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world.
0:17.7	Hello, bugleers, and welcome to bugle one million and eleven.
0:22.1	Sorry, that's for our binary fans.
0:24.0	It's bugle 43, if you're in a hexadecimal system.
0:27.1	All for the rest of us!
0:28.3	Bugle 67.
0:29.7	For the week beginning Monday, the 16th of March sure as you Americans would say March the 16th
0:36.5	2009 with me Andy Zottsman here in the beautiful city of London and in New York City. It's John Oliver
0:43.1	Hello, butlers. Hello Andy. I'll be complicated start there Andy
0:47.5	All right, mate, but I'm looking for a new apartment to rent all right Andy
0:50.6	Yeah, and I went down to a pretty amazing one on Wall Street last weekend
0:54.3	Right on Wall Street because perhaps it's your spiritual home, isn't it? Well, I mean there are some pretty great deals down there
0:59.5	At the moment due to the fact that no one really works there anymore. Really do get the odd one with you know
1:03.9	Something's still hanging from the roof. They shouldn't either
1:05.9	This is each one positive side of the global meltdown
1:08.5	What I looked at had a balcony and either side of the balcony were two concrete lions
1:14.5	I'd love to live somewhere with access to concrete lions Andy
1:17.5	They make life seem a bit more grand
1:19.5	Just imagine drinking a cup of coffee in the morning between two concrete lions. It's bound to taste better
1:25.6	So are you going to go for that flat jump? I don't know I'd right because you would have to buy a toga if you do go for the concrete
1:32.6	Lions what buy or just dust my old one
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