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Lights are going up, snow is falling down, there's a feeling of goodwill around town,

it could only mean one thing, Mick Rib is here.

People throwing parties, ugly sweaters everywhere. Stocking tongue up by the chimney

with care. It could only mean one thing. McRibb is here. At participating McDonald's for a limited

time.

This is Emily, Henley, and Sammy, and you're listening to Too Scary Didn't Watch.

Hi, everyone. Welcome to Too Scary Didn't Watch, the horror movie recap podcast. For those too scared to watch for themselves, I'm Emily and I am too scared to watch scary movies. I'm Henley and I'm also too scared to watch scary movies. I'm Sammy and I love watching scary movies. And so I watch them so that you don't have to and we have a Christmas movie today.

Okay.

I've heard some whisperings about this movie and none of them have been good. Yeah, I'm getting my revenge for two weeks of easy movies, but let me tell you, the punishment does not fit the crime here.

I did not know quite how severe this was going to be.

And that's just how things are in this country.

It's true.

Oh, that's true.

So we just have to accept

that's America and this is we get what's coming to us. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Fuck, you really

have me nervous, Sammy. Like, you haven't acted this way in a while. You haven't acted this way in a

while about a movie. Like, it's been, yeah, it's been a while since.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm nervous.

I do think this one, I, I'm not looking forward to whatever is about to happen.

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