Insect Trash Talk - Bonus Clip

The Josh Johnson Show

Josh Johnson & Logan Nielsen

Comedy

5.0 • 739 Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2020

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Logan killed a bug before they started recording the show and Josh appreciated the intensity with which he did it.

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0:00.0	I did like how you killed that bug before we started.
0:14.9	Because, because...
0:16.2	You like how I killed it?
0:17.2	Yeah, yeah, because I thought this was the thing that only black people did.
0:21.3	The way that you talked to it was truly like an intruder.
0:26.2	Oh, yeah.
0:27.2	Like, like, when you, the first time my grandma killed a roach when I was in her presence,
0:34.7	I woke up from a nap.
0:36.8	She was being so loud, she woke me up, and I genuinely
0:40.1	thought there was an intruder in the house that she was fighting. I ran into the living room
0:45.7	with like a book in one hand and like a fly swatter in the other just to try to help because, you
0:52.9	know, it's my poor grandma against this burglar.
0:55.7	And it's like just a roach that she's trying to catch.
0:58.8	But she's saying all the things you would say as you beat a grown man.
1:03.2	Coming to my home?
1:04.2	Coming to my home.
1:05.4	Yeah.
1:06.1	Okay.
1:06.6	You want to come in early today.
1:08.3	You want to come in early today.
1:10.2	All right.
1:10.6	You didn't wake up early enough. You didn't wake up early enough.
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