Insane Stories from College

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Straight from a NYC studio and spilling all of your secrets, Chris cracks into your craziest college stories, hears about falling down the stairwell, cringes at cracking your head open, digs into ER visits, discusses going hard at the pregame, reads a resignation letter, discusses nursing homes, trashes US healthcare, ends transphobia, gives the final verdict on polio, dives into dipping in dirty water, revisits his cross country days, learns about pooping on someone’s yard, and unpacks your messiest situationships.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Live from New York. No, just kidding. We're not live, but we are in New York.
0:10.0	Hey guys, what's up and welcome back to unhinged with Chris Clemens.
0:15.0	Yeah, I'm Chris Clemens.
0:16.2	It's true, it's sad but true.
0:19.4	Now if you are watching this on YouTube.
0:21.8	com slash Outsign unhinged, you are seeing that,
0:25.2	I'm in the jungle.
0:26.7	No, I'm in a studio in New York because it's fashion week and
0:31.4	a whole bunch of other shit that doesn't matter. Now I am excited for this because as a lot of you all know
0:40.1	it's like back to school season and whatnot and some of you guys are going
0:44.7	back to college and college to me was one of the most chaotic times and so I
0:57.0	want to hear y'all's craziest college stories. And so I put out a link on my Instagram.
1:00.0	And I'm going to have some of y'all calling in and hopefully sharing some good shit, okay?
1:05.6	I'm going to share a little story. It's not from college, it's from like three days ago,
1:09.6	but I lost my phone slash my phone was stolen while I was out.
1:13.9	Oh my God it was like so annoying.
1:15.1	It was like the last stop of the night.
1:18.0	And all of a sudden I'm like, wait, where's my phone?
1:20.0	And then I do like the whole like run like 10 blocks
1:22.0	to the last place I was at, it not there a friend looks at my location and it's not updated meaning someone turned off my fucking phone and so I have Apple care I'm gonna go on like the dumbest First World Problem rant ever.
1:35.0	I have Apple Care plus like theft and loss prevention or whatever the fuck that is.
1:41.0	And so I was like, okay, great, the next morning I woke up, went to the Apple store right as they opened and I was like, hi, I lost my phone, it was stolen. I would like a new one, please.
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