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🗓️ 13 April 2025
⏱️ 23 minutes
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0:00.0 | My crazy cousin decides to have an intervention for me as she's convinced that I have some kind of substance problem. |
0:06.5 | But after showing up to my own intervention that I never knew I needed, I quite literally laughed in my cousin's face and explained why she was wrong and incredibly stupid. |
0:15.7 | But now as a result, my mom is saying that I need to apologize to her as she thinks that I did my cousin a great |
0:21.9 | injustice. So I'm honestly very frustrated and very confused, and at this point, I seriously |
0:27.1 | don't know what to do. Here's what happened. I'm a 27-year-old male, and I have a condition which |
0:31.8 | causes me to overproduce earwax. I don't tell people about it because I was bullied for it growing up, and only my wife |
0:38.5 | and my parents know. Every other day, I have to put medication in each ear. I let it sit, |
0:43.7 | and then I flush it out with a rubber-tip syringe. This prevents ear infections, vertigo, |
0:48.7 | permanent hearing loss, and worsening of my tinnitus. I have dealt with all of these |
0:52.7 | things to some extent, so I stay on top |
0:55.0 | of my ear drop regimen. If my alarm goes off when I'm with others, I go to the bathroom for 20 |
0:59.8 | minutes and then I just knock it out. If I don't follow my schedule, then I forget, so I can't put it off |
1:05.4 | ever. Two weeks ago, my mom hosted a family dinner. My cousin, who we will call Karen, saw me waltz off to the bathroom to do my |
1:12.8 | thing with my syringe in hand and asked me what I was doing. But I said it was just a minor medical |
1:18.3 | thing. She kept pushing, but I didn't want to say anything because she gossips like crazy. I told her |
1:23.8 | it's personal and then I scooted past. When I left, she was just standing in the hallway. |
1:28.4 | She then asked me what took me so long and why the toilet didn't flush. But I said it was none of |
1:33.2 | her business. And she responded by saying, oh, well, I didn't mean to offend you. Fast forward and |
1:38.3 | last weekend, my friend called me to invite me out to lunch with some of my buddies. And he said to meet up at his house so we |
1:44.4 | wouldn't have to drive separately. Well, when I arrive at his house, I find Karen and my friends |
1:49.7 | sitting solemnly on the couch. Karen then said that they were here to talk about my problem, |
1:55.0 | and that they just wanted to help out. But I said there is no problem. But right then and there, |
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