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Am I the Jerk?

Insane Cousin stages an INTERVENTION for an "ADDICTION" that I DO NOT HAVE... so I HUMILIATE HER

Am I the Jerk?

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Society & Culture, Relationships

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2025

⏱️ 23 minutes

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0:00.0

My crazy cousin decides to have an intervention for me as she's convinced that I have some kind of substance problem.

0:06.5

But after showing up to my own intervention that I never knew I needed, I quite literally laughed in my cousin's face and explained why she was wrong and incredibly stupid.

0:15.7

But now as a result, my mom is saying that I need to apologize to her as she thinks that I did my cousin a great

0:21.9

injustice. So I'm honestly very frustrated and very confused, and at this point, I seriously

0:27.1

don't know what to do. Here's what happened. I'm a 27-year-old male, and I have a condition which

0:31.8

causes me to overproduce earwax. I don't tell people about it because I was bullied for it growing up, and only my wife

0:38.5

and my parents know. Every other day, I have to put medication in each ear. I let it sit,

0:43.7

and then I flush it out with a rubber-tip syringe. This prevents ear infections, vertigo,

0:48.7

permanent hearing loss, and worsening of my tinnitus. I have dealt with all of these

0:52.7

things to some extent, so I stay on top

0:55.0

of my ear drop regimen. If my alarm goes off when I'm with others, I go to the bathroom for 20

0:59.8

minutes and then I just knock it out. If I don't follow my schedule, then I forget, so I can't put it off

1:05.4

ever. Two weeks ago, my mom hosted a family dinner. My cousin, who we will call Karen, saw me waltz off to the bathroom to do my

1:12.8

thing with my syringe in hand and asked me what I was doing. But I said it was just a minor medical

1:18.3

thing. She kept pushing, but I didn't want to say anything because she gossips like crazy. I told her

1:23.8

it's personal and then I scooted past. When I left, she was just standing in the hallway.

1:28.4

She then asked me what took me so long and why the toilet didn't flush. But I said it was none of

1:33.2

her business. And she responded by saying, oh, well, I didn't mean to offend you. Fast forward and

1:38.3

last weekend, my friend called me to invite me out to lunch with some of my buddies. And he said to meet up at his house so we

1:44.4

wouldn't have to drive separately. Well, when I arrive at his house, I find Karen and my friends

1:49.7

sitting solemnly on the couch. Karen then said that they were here to talk about my problem,

1:55.0

and that they just wanted to help out. But I said there is no problem. But right then and there,

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