I Hacked My Sister’s PC and Read Her Facebook Messages to Learn the Truth about Her
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 12 April 2025
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| 0:00.0 | I hacked my sister's PC and read her Facebook messages to learn the truth about her. |
| 0:06.2 | This all took place many years ago when I was a freshman in high school. I'd bought an iPod |
| 0:11.8 | nano, which was hot stuff back then, with money that I'd earned by helping my neighbor, and as I didn't |
| 0:17.2 | make much, I was pretty protective of my iPod. My scumbag sister had also |
| 0:21.8 | recognized that it was worth a few hundred. As I later found out, she had stolen it and given it to a |
| 0:27.6 | friend temporarily until the heat was off. I suspected this immediately when it wasn't on my desk, |
| 0:33.8 | where I knew where I left it. I asked my parents if I had done something that warranted |
| 0:38.4 | punishment, but neither had touched it. Clearly, I needed evidence to pin my sister. As a |
| 0:44.4 | freshman, I was pretty computer savvy. At the time, I was learning a few programming languages |
| 0:49.0 | and had kind of a good feel for novice hacking. Nothing serious, but enough to get in trouble at school kind of thing. |
| 0:55.5 | I got to work on a spy tool. My plan was to get into her email and Facebook where I hoped |
| 1:00.7 | to find evidence. At the very least, I could mess up her account and get revenge. A few hours of work |
| 1:06.5 | later and the program was done. And it was way more than a simple spy tool. |
| 1:11.6 | Although I honestly had no idea how to make a spy tool at the time, |
| 1:14.6 | I damn sure knew how to write a batch file that would mess up your Windows partition six ways to Sunday. |
| 1:20.6 | I'd basically written a carpet bomb that had the same icon as Internet Explorer. |
| 1:25.6 | The virus, can I call it that? Was armed when you replaced |
| 1:29.1 | the default Internet Explorer EXE file with the malicious file that shared the same file name and icon. |
| 1:35.9 | Of course, when you went to run Internet Explorer, you set it off. The original file would be launched |
| 1:40.9 | after the virus ran, so everything was still usable. Of course, my original |
| 1:45.2 | goal was still carried out. I'd packaged in a simple key logger, which records keystrokes, |
| 1:50.5 | that any decent antivirus would have noticed instantly. But once my sister was out of the house, |
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