Oh, it is the Jesse Kelly show. Let's have some fun. And yes, it's me back in the chair.

I was gone last night. If the emails are any indication, you suffered an anguish without

me, no, no, thank you to James T for filling in. But yes, I got your complaints. I was gone.

Why was I gone? You really want to know? Are you sure you want to know? Okay. About 25 minutes

from now, I'm going to tell you why I was gone. It involves ocean life, beer, and doctors.

When I tell you it's a tale, it's a tale. But there is a reason I wasn't here yesterday.

And you're going to have to wait about 25 minutes before I get to that. We got Dave Rubin,

the great Dave Rubin coming up about an hour and a half from now. Joe Biden doing the

weird yelling at us thing. I'm not sure what that's about. And Jen Socky feminism, why

it's death. Oh, and before I forget, I realized I missed middle of honor Monday because I wasn't

here on a Monday. We're doing a middle of honor Monday on the Tuesday. It's complicated.

We're doing middle of honor tonight, but an hour from now on the Jesse Kelly show. We'll

get to your emails, your phone calls, eight, seven, seven, three, seven, four, three,

seven, three. We got all kinds of stuff going on. But first, what's my favorite thing in

the world? Chris, what's my favorite thing in the world? You know what it is, Chris.

Don't say you won't say. Chris knows what it is. You probably know what it is. My favorite

thing in the world is me. All right. And my favorite thing about me of all the things

about me that I love of all the things about me that are so wonderful. My favorite thing

about me is what I'm right about stuff. I mean, I didn't give myself the nickname, the

Oracle for nothing. In my opinion, I earned it. Remember, remember on the 15th, October

15th, it wasn't, wasn't that long ago, right? That's Friday. Remember what I said on

October the 15th? Remember Southwest Airlines. I just want to make sure everyone's clear

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