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The Leo & Danny Show

Inland Iggy Quits?

The Leo & Danny Show

Leo Dottavio & Danny Mullen

Stand-up, Comedy

3.5983 Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2019

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Leo and Danny recap the Yuma shoot, brainstorm an upcoming video idea, and ruminate on lost love.

 

Danny's YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/dannymullenofficial

Leo's YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTTcsKnU0T_g7sLNvwVzpDg

Danny's IG: @DannyMullen

Leo's IG: @Leofdot

Danny's Twitter: @DannyMullen

Leo's Twitter: @Leodottavio

 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey people, it's episode something of the Leo and Danny's show.

0:03.1

Hell yeah, baby.

0:03.9

Up on the board. I can see it's cut off. It's our Twitter handles. Yep. Plug at the start of the show. Please follow us at Danny Mullet on Twitter. At Leo the Tavio on Twitter. Yes. Is it Leo the Tavio on Twitter? There we go. Now you guys can't complain that you can't read the writing. It doesn't matter. I said it.

0:20.2

Yeah, he said it.

0:20.8

And we will keep you updated on Twitter about Danny's Instagram.

0:24.0

I put up a new Instagram. Let's say that on my story right now. So Danny Mullen official, right? Is that what it is? That's my, I own that Instagram. It's my old account. It's not really active, but you might as well follow

0:38.2

that. It's better than following the imitators right now. The imitator. It started to piss me off.

0:43.9

I think yesterday, I realized it's a bunch of 14-year-old boys piloting these fake Danny

0:48.7

Mullen Instagram accounts. And they're up to no good. They're up to no good, man. Yeah,

0:52.5

they've hit up people that I know and pretending to be you and doing naughty things. Yeah, you know they're not contacting brands and trying to set up deals for my YouTube channel. No. You know they're not hitting up bigger creators and working out collaborations. No, it's not like out of nowhere they're going to just send us a DM and say, listen, you're on Logan Paul's podcast next week.

1:29.1

Precisely. They're messaging women, probably underage women. Right. They're trying to get teddy pictures. And the kids themselves are probably 14. So it'd be okay if they were doing it. But come on. And six months down the road when Papa Mullen is a huge star, it's going to come out that he texted a nine-year-old and asking for a Bush picture. Yeah, exactly. So this is not, these motherfuckers are going to have to pay at that time. They're at that point. Because Danny's going to get the more powerful he gets, the more people and local governments and even the higher up governments he's going to know. and then we're going to definitely go after these motherfuckers. So if I were you guys

1:46.4

I'd be real worried if you're doing some shady shit using Danny Mould's name. I'm going to hire a joint cyber security team and some black market muscle. It's going to track down these 14-year-olds. Maybe not beat them up. I don't want to say that right now alive, but I will say we're not alive. On the camera? But maybe they'll put a stiletto switchblade in their bike tire. Yeah, exactly. Take out their schwin. Take out their schwin. Fucking, if they got a razor scooter, it's fucking getting broken in half. That's going to be tough too. You kind of got to disassemble one with a socket wrench kit and then kind of throw it. We'll disassemble your fucking razors, guys. We will disassemble your fucking razors. So we shot this weekend. Do you recall that, Leo? Barely. I was on an hour of sleep. I was having a huge fight with my girlfriend. I might as well have been on quailudes yeah Leo was in a different headspace

2:35.5

as was everybody though I tried man yeah it was tough as was every sorry continue yeah we were

2:40.4

talking about this shoot it was out in the yuma Arizona desert it was based on a piece of literature

2:45.5

called blood meridian yeah a little highbrow I'm taking in that direction I like it and I you know it's good you're educating the masses I really I'm taking in that direction. I like it. And, you know, it's good.

2:51.5

You're educating the masses. I'm going to read the book now. I mean, I read the spark notes, but I, you know, I'm going to read the book. Yeah, real educational. We are reenacting scenes for one, maybe the most notable, where the character the judge rapes the kid in a bathroom stall. That was me. I was raping.

3:07.4

Yeah.

3:07.7

So we pulled off a really funny scene, was me. I was raping. Yeah.

3:07.7

So we pulled off a really funny scene, I think, yeah. Where I fake rape Danny in an in-and-out fucking bathroom. And the guy tried to get some, uh, well, let's set the stage a little bit first. It was hard to work out because it seems straightforward. Yeah. Hey, Leo, we're going to go and stage a fake rape in an in-and-out bathroom stall.

3:25.6

But how do you, first of-and-out bathroom stall.

3:25.5

But how do you, first of all, claim the bathroom stall? Because quite frequently, there are people taking shits in and out on Saturday night. All day. I had to go in and claim one. Then we had to wait for... Animal-style fries. A, no children in the bathroom. Right, no children. and then be a single adult taking a piss of the urinal.

3:41.9

I think we found the perfect guy now.

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