Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and USMNT Weekly.

It's our regular foray into all things men's national team.

On this episode, we're providing an injury update for some of the biggest players in the pool.

We're finding new clubs for next season for the likes of Ricardo Peppy and Diego Luna.

And we're going to have a chat with Coach Beard from Ted L Lasso. That sounds fun, doesn't it? My name's Ryan Bailey joining me today. Taylor Rockwell is here. Hi, Taylor, Rockwell. How are you? Hi, Ryan Bailey. I am okay. Coach Beard is going to make things better because this episode has given me some stress. I'm not going to lie.

I missed a fair few of these. Like, oh, yeah, they just shut him down for the season. No biggie. And I'm choosing to believe that that's like because everyone's getting arrest for the World Cup and not half the team is injured. We'll find out. It's going to be fine. It's going to be cool. It's all good. Don't worry about. Everything's great. Everything's great. And Brendan Hunt, Coach Beard, will be a soothing balm to your injury woes.

As long as he's not in his... It's all good. Yeah. Don't worry about it. Everything's great. Everything's great. And Brendan Hunt, Coach Beard will be a soothing balm to your injury woes.

As long as he's not in his piggy-sterdist persona persona, then yes.

Excellent stuff.

Hello, Graham Rutherman.

How are you?

I'm good, Ryan Bailey.

I'm now envisaging Coach Beard giving the US a rousing speech ahead of that opener against Paraguay, which by the way is only

29 days away from this point of recording. Good gracious. Yeah, it's after everything, it's weird.

The US is actually going to have to play soccer matches at this thing, right? It stops being

an abstract concept at some point, and that's on June the 12th in Los Angeles. So yeah, Coach Beard

to give the speech,

I read that Fabian Hortzler got like an Army man, like a military man, and to give Brighton a speech. So similar sort of vibe with Coach Boehers. An Army man. Excuse me, Mr. Army Man. Can you come do a speech for my team? Was it that? Yeah. We have a real military in this country. I don't know what you're talking about. Shut up, shut up, Trump.

Great. Joe Lowry, hi, how's it going? team was it that yeah we have a real military in this country i don't know what you're talking about

shut up shut up trump right joe low how's it going i like how graham clarified that it wasn't just

like one of those plastic green army man like immediately followed back in with military military man

military man i bet exactly and then he got pickpocketed by the plastic one? I don't know how that happened, but yeah.

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