Injured During Intimacy… Oops!

Junkyard Mayhem with Squirmy & Grubs

YEA Networks

Relationships, Society & Culture

5 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2023

⏱️ 39 minutes

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We're celebrating our anniversary, or what Hannah recognizes as our anniversary. We'll also look back on a big question that got us here, and look forward to what our Hypothetically Freaky selves might do in the years to come. But before taking a trip down memory lane, we share an excerpt from a book we've been writing where we accidentally put it all out there for everyone to see.

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0:00.0	Welcome back as of today, the day that we are hurting us, Hannah and I have known each
0:16.4	other for exactly seven years. That's not a very loving way of saying it's our seven-year anniversary
0:24.2	shame. It's not an anniversary. It kind of is. It's an anniversary of no and one another. But we
0:35.5	don't have a specific anniversary. Seven years ago today we became obsessed with each other and it
0:40.6	never ended. So I count today as our anniversary. What do you count as our actual anniversary? Well,
0:45.9	that's a slight issue for us. Yes. Because we have this anniversary. We have the day that I asked
0:52.5	you to be my girlfriend. Which was just silly because it was two months after we said I love you.
0:57.8	We have the day that we said I love you. Which was two weeks after we met. Yeah.
1:03.3	So I just have the day that we met. Wait, wait. We have the day I proposed that you would marry me.
1:09.4	That's not an anniversary. We have the day that we got married. That's the wedding anniversary.
1:13.8	We have given it an anniversary. I cannot keep them all straight. This is the most special date.
1:19.1	This is the one that we met and it began everything. There wasn't a period where we were like,
1:24.3	we're just chatting. It was like day one. We were like, oh boy. This was the day that I woke up and
1:29.4	read an email from a girl in Minnesota. Yes. And very strictly fell in love. Yep. Almost the next day.
1:36.2	Let's talk about sex. Oh. Okay. Shane. Diving right into it. Um,
1:42.3	15 days up. We thought we would really live in some moments from throughout our relationship.
1:49.4	Yeah. We're going to tell you about our proposal story. So never before shared details.
1:54.8	Yeah. I don't think we've talked about it since you proposed. It's been a video that was like
1:59.6	Shane proposed. Yeah. And then we realized, you know, two in the moment to really reflect on
2:05.8	what happened. And now we can reflect. Now we can reflect. And then at the end, we're going to be
2:09.8	playing hypocethanol 3 about the next seven years ahead. Oh boy. To see how awful we can make
2:17.5	it full on another. But the first thing we're going to do is tell a story that is about sex.
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