Ini Kamoze, piranhas and a bee without honey

The Totally Football Show with James Richardson

The Athletic

Sports, Premier League, Champions League, Soccer,, World Cup

4.5 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2018

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Jimbo returns alongside James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Tom Williams to wave goodbye to West Brom and Carlos Carvalhal and look ahead to the final weekend in the Premier League. Plus, Dulwich Hamlet promoted and the ballad of Les HerbiersRUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: Swansea on the brink; Carvalhal gone (01m 30s)• PART 1b: Record-breaking City; Huddersfield stay up(05m 50s) • PART 2a: A word on the Championship playoffs (12m 00s)• PART 2b: Hurrah for Dulwich Hamlet (14m 40s )• PART 2c: The ballad of Les Herbiers and lot French football news (15m 40s) • PART 3: Tom’s Turkish footballing idioms (30m 10s)• PART 4a: The final weekend in the Piranha League (36m 00s)• PART 4b: Sean Dyche’s musical credentials and more(46m 30s)• PART 5: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (50m 30s)• PART 6: Exeunt omnes (52m 30s)PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/)• get your shave on with[our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

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0:00.0	He's having a blinder. He's clipped the post. He's looking formidable. Then...
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0:34.3	Totally football show.
0:40.2	It's a totally finished season
0:41.8	and we'll be talking fairly swiftly about midweek action.
0:45.7	Is it a tearful farewell to Swansea and the fundamental sass of Mark Hughes?
0:50.0	Always claiming he didn't feel it was a booking for his players,
0:52.7	now gets upset with the Marriott does the same.
0:55.0	There's our terrific foreign section,
0:56.8	including the latest fuck here that Liverpool is signing.
0:59.2	Excuse my French.
1:00.2	There's terms of far-flung soccer and playoffs.
1:03.0	Tense for sure, as we see the team Fortune shines on,
1:06.4	all in this totally football show.
1:13.7	And so it's great to be back, everyone.
1:15.7	May I say, James Horncastle's here.
1:17.5	Hello.
1:18.1	Julian Laurent.
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