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The president recently signed an executive order requiring all media influencers to register with the FCC.

What you have failed to do.

Okay, I think there's been some kind of mistake. Do you understand the consequences of lying to the screen?

Your Honor, I'm not lying. Okay, I'm not in the media. I live with my mom. I don't even have a job.

Tell me what this is on the screen.

That's my old Instagram profile.

Note for the record that the defendant affirms ownership of his social media profile.

Okay, but that's old. That's like from before you guys block the internet and replace it with magnet, old.

The internet is not blocked. That's a lie spread by enemies of the people.

And spreading fake news I will remind you is a very serious crime.

Explain this figure here. What?

What?

What is this number, Mr. Thomas?

I mean, the number of followers?

According to this archive page, you had over 500,000 followers on this platform,

which obviously makes you a class one a inflow.

No, no, I can explain that. Okay, I bought the followers.

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