With the power vested in me I now pronounce you, Partners for Life.

As I'm sure you saw from the front cover of people, the rest of the ceremony went off without a hitch.

Except Sebein sat mortified, slinking lower and lower into her seat and trying to not catch eyes with Wyatt as he and

H.L. M. walked hand in hand together down the aisle behind the grooms.

She was sure that one year from now they would be walking down the aisle for real.

Even Kylie Jenner gave Sabine a little pat on the back.

Sabine knew she couldn't go back to Wyatt's hotel room ever again, but she didn't want to

mingle with anyone at the reception either.

So she did with any self-respecting woman would do.

She hid in the bathroom texting her best friend.

Um, do you have a fever? What possessed you to do that?

I don't know. And he said nothing.

Maybe I can pretend I have something wrong with me.

Multiple personalities, a stroke.

What about severe dehydration?

What am I gonna do?

A Kardashian thinks I should be ashamed of myself.

I'm mortified.

I mean, I loved those to be-in-b-b-ins.

I don't know.

We've all done crazy things for love.

Oh my God, a woman just walked in and she's talking about me.

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