Good morning. Good morning, everybody. Happy Wednesday, September the 14th. How are you doing?

How is that coffee tasting after that horrendous CPI report?

Dave, how are you feeling after the inflation?

Dude, actually, I do it every time this happens and you look at the numbers, it's like,

dude, I just want to dump into the market. Oh, you have everything in the sound.

There's no sound. Yeah. Yeah, I'll get to that. Yeah, there's some by opportunities coming,

but it's kind of scary. This is as predicted though, things are going as predicted.

Dave, you almost died yesterday. Oh, dude, I tried recording it and I just couldn't.

I swear, I saw the bat and slow motion just come right at me, dude.

Okay, so here's the story. There is an umbrella here at our place.

And even his boys and our mom was over for dinner last night.

And that we saw some bat droppings under this umbrella that we hadn't opened for a while.

Guano. Yes, bat guano for the layman.

And we opened the thing up. The bat flies out. I hear, I'm inside at the time and I hear screams

and I'm like, oh, God, I heard it. I'm like, there's for sure an animal out there.

There's a snake or like a rat or something. And I come out and Dave's standing there trying

to get his phone ready to film and I look over and there's a bat. I'm like, oh, look, man,

it's right there. It's hanging on the side of the garage.

Dave looks over at me and right when he does, I just see the bat go,

and Dave looks background and he freaks out in your face.

Dude, I stumbled back. A hat falls off. You fall into the rocks.

I almost fricking strained my neck, dude.

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