Infinite Jests

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2021

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will wrestle with GOD, and defeat her. All that's missing is you, ya handsome lil hepcat. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE.

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0:00.0	This is a HeadGum podcast.
0:04.0	Ah, there you are, traveler.
0:07.0	Come inside, hang up your coat, put your feet by the fire, and I shall
0:19.6	bring you what you so desperately see.
0:24.0	Rood tales of magic.
0:30.0	When we last left off you had met up with Bellows estranged and asterisk
0:39.2	flavored father hot roty a greaser dwarf bully-mancer with the world on a string.
0:46.8	As a way to make up for lost time, he's taken it upon himself to lead you through the
0:51.4	maze-like Switchblade Mountains on your way to Rules Haven.
0:55.2	But what's this? Prank skateers have collapsed the mountain pass up ahead and have you in their
1:01.6	festive crosshairs.
1:03.0	Could Merthful revelry be on the horizon?
1:06.0	I hope so.
1:08.0	Find out next time on Roo Chails and National
1:11.0	Short episode.
1:12.0	It hands down to you guys, ready to dramatically answer the question.
1:17.0	Set forth by our perfect airtight intro.
1:21.0	I have heard the giggles of our antagonists and I refuse to play the
1:28.0	games. I want to look around for any signs of our antagonists.
1:33.0	Yeah, absolutely, make a perception roll?
1:35.0	That would be a six.
1:38.0	Okay, you see jack shit.
	...

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