Inferno matches...in the bedroom!
The Major Wrestling Figure Podcast
Major Wrestling Figure Podcast
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 7 September 2018
⏱️ 80 minutes
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When:Each Friday morningWhere:Wherever you get your podcastsSocial Media:Twitter: @MajorWFPod , @zackryder , @TheCurtHawkinsInstagram: @zryder85 , @TheCurtHawkins
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| 0:00.0 | Now entering the Titan Cross! |
| 0:07.0 | Well, well, well, well. |
| 0:11.0 | It is I, the Lyrical, Miracle, the Sexy, |
| 0:18.0 | Intellectual, the Cunning, Linguist, |
| 0:23.0 | and the quintessential Stern Muffin. |
| 0:27.0 | Joel, your older sister plays with my figure, |
| 0:33.0 | with all kinds of action, |
| 0:36.0 | because it's a whole lot of fun, |
| 0:39.0 | and gives her ecstatic, |
| 0:42.0 | satisfaction. |
| 0:44.0 | Imagine her handling a 16-inch, huge hot rod! |
| 0:51.0 | Way before it was trendy. |
| 0:55.0 | I'm like sleeping with a jacks superstar buddy, |
| 1:01.0 | with an expandable bendy... |
| 1:05.0 | GERNER! |
| 1:07.0 | And you're listening to the major wrestling figure podcast! |
| 1:18.0 | Do I have to say I was wrong? |
| 1:20.0 | Yes you do. |
| 1:23.0 | Well, I'll do it by saying hello and welcome to episode three. |
| 1:27.0 | Bigger, better, better! |
| 1:31.0 | Totally unnecessary, but yeah. |
| 1:34.0 | I wrote that in my notes. |
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