For those that don't know, for those that might not have seen my text to Patrick,

I said, I'm not shocked that the Republicans stormed the Capitol.

I am shocked that they didn't immediately go to the cafeteria to get that juice that keeps Nancy Pelosi alive.

They just love the idea that everybody, all the Congress people go down to the cafeteria,

and it's like there's the soda station the cafeteria and it's like, there's the

soda station, there's the juice station, there's the coffee station, and then it's just for Nancy Pelosi

and it's her own, her own cooler of juice. Nobody else gets to drink. Nobody's allowed to touch it.

Fingerprint scan. I did, I did say that, uh, unfortunately they did take the clothespins that keep Mitch McConnell's skin on.

Welcome to the Crunch, the only podcast that's Turtily enough for the Turtle Club.

It's your boy, Ethan.

And I'm Patrick.

I had a great bit the last time we were recording about my favorite opening in chess.

But God destroyed my audio file and decided that we weren't going to do it anymore because my pride.

The only podcast that prefers the Danish game to the Italian game.

The Danish Gambit to the Italian game.

I was raised on the Italian game.

I'm an Italian boy through and through.

But when I learned about the Danish Gambit where you sacrifice two pawns to gain a positional advantage with your bishops, that made me happy.

I love that.

I prefer the muffin gambit.

Tell me more about the muffin.

Okay.

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