Inevitable Premier League scorelines, pedantic kit men and niche specialist coaches
For Our Sins: The Clichés Pod Archive
The Athletic
4.8 • 538 Ratings
🗓️ 23 August 2021
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, David Walker and Nick Miller form the Adjudication Panel to deconstruct a mesmerisingly dull Gareth Bale interview, admire the pedantry of the West Brom kit man and decide the most inevitable-sounding Premier League scoreline of all.
Meanwhile, the panel decide which next footballing niche will earn its own specialist coach and it's the world premiere of "Every League Two Soccer Saturday roving reporter update ever"
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| 0:00.0 | The Athletic |
| 0:02.0 | I'm sorry, you can sit there and look and play with all your silly machines as much as you like. |
| 0:09.0 | Is Gats going to have a crack? |
| 0:12.0 | Yes, you know. |
| 0:13.0 | Oh, he's there! |
| 0:14.0 | Brilliant! |
| 0:18.0 | He's round the goalkeeper! |
| 0:21.0 | He's done it! |
| 0:22.7 | Absolutely incredible! |
| 0:24.7 | He launched himself six feet into the crowd, and Kung Fu kicked. |
| 0:30.7 | A supporter who was eyewit without a shadow of and out giving him lip. |
| 0:35.3 | Oh, I say! |
| 0:37.2 | It's amazing! He does it tame, and tame, getting him lip! Oh, I say, it's amazing. |
| 0:38.3 | It does it tame, and tame, and tame again. |
| 0:41.3 | Frank up the music, charger glass. |
| 0:45.3 | This nation is going to dance all night. |
| 0:49.6 | The myth of Monday Night Football demolished by Mickey Marsh 69, |
| 0:54.3 | Gareth Bale and the most offensively dull interview of all time, |
| 0:57.9 | Steve Bruce, just taking his Steve Bruceness too far, |
| 1:01.3 | the first official I fear for them I really do of the season. |
| 1:04.9 | Pedantic kit men, inevitable Premier League score lines, |
| 1:08.4 | specialist coaches that football hasn't realised it needs yet, and |
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