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Good morning and welcome to the Independent Republic of Mike Graham.

Once again, we are down in the tent of shame on Westminster Green, College Green, to be precise, behind us at the Palace of Westminster tonight.

We are going to be faced with a whole bunch of what are being called indicative votes.

We're not entirely certain exactly what those seven or eight or possibly nine indicative votes are going to mean. But what they are going to probably achieve is the square route of absolutely nothing at all

because they are not legally binding.

They are not going to make Theresa May do anything different from what she was going to do in the first place.

They are certainly not going to head us anywhere near leaving with no deal on Friday, March the 29th,

which is literally two days away now.

Instead, we've got Donald Tusk talking about the possibility of Britain taking a bit more time to think about what we should be doing,

because don't forget, he says, 5 million people have signed a petition, which has already been dumped in the bin by the government.

And by the way, there weren't 5 million people that signed it. There were five million signatures, which is not the same thing. He's also said that one million

people marched in the losers' march at the weekend, which is also not true. So poor Donald Tusk

has fallen for the Remainers' argument. The Ramoners have managed to convince him that they and they

alone have the best interests of our country at heart, and they and they alone are the way forward for us.

But the trouble is, we don't care what the MPs think.

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