Indiana Jones

Nerd of Mouth

The Last Podcast Network

Society & Culture, Leisure, Video Games

4.7 • 606 Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2023

⏱️ 89 minutes

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This week California McNeely and New York Young head into the cursed and action-packed tomb of George Lucas and Steven Spielberg's snake-filled minds to cover everyone's favorite grumpy archeologist, Indiana Jones! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/WizBru

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0:00.0	Woo, it's a hot one.
0:04.2	That's right.
0:04.9	It's a hot, hot summer because the release the butthole cut tour is back at it with
0:09.8	Wizard and the Bruiser and Page 7.
0:11.6	Holden, where are we going?
0:12.6	In July, we'll be in Oklahoma City, then Kansas City, then St. Louis, Missouri, July 11th,
0:18.4	we'll be in Oklahoma City, July 12th, Kansas City and rounding it out with July 13th, St. Louis, be there. Where can we get them tickets, Jake?
0:26.2	Oh, you just got to go to Lastpodcastnetwork.com for tickets. For tickets, you got to go to Lastpodcastnetwork.com. Help us finally release that butthole cut. It's the only way. And the praise.
0:55.0	Bap, da, ba, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa.
1:00.0	That's right. It is your whip-wheeled-in. Uh, one-liner slinging, uh, bruiser, Holden McNeely. The pin is mightier than the sword. Jake, what do you got for me? And it's me, Butt Williams, the greaser with a heart of gold. Hey, don't touch the hair, Jack. How dare you? There are so many iconic carol. Just be a snake. I'd rather than much. Hey, daddy, yo. We got to get that crystal skull, you dig? Oh, my God. Also, you're my father. You are my father.
1:48.2	The aliens are interdimensional. Yeah, no, it's not aliens. It's not aliens. Don't worry, guys.
1:52.4	Not aliens. So stop trying to make it aliens. Yeah, we're going to talk about the whole franchise, including that one movie. But come on, Jake, you're burying the lead. I mean, Raiders lost arc, Temple of Doom,
2:02.7	the Last Crusade, and the upcoming Dial of Destiny
2:05.9	will be out upon the release of this recording.
2:09.6	It'll already be out.
2:10.4	I'm going to try to catch it in the theater.
2:13.0	My damn self.
2:14.9	I'm cursing today, Jake.
2:17.2	My damn hell self, I'm going to go to the theater. An 80 year old Harrison Ford. Unbelievable. Crushing it. You know what you mean? It's a real, yeah. Yeah, I believe it's called. I think the original subtitle was the Irishman. Uh, they do some age down stuff as well, apparently. And also shout out to the Indiana Jones stunt spectacular show at Disney World,
2:37.6	running for like 35 years and not a single fatality.
2:41.9	Not a single tourist has wandered into a gasoline fire despite, you'd think one.
2:48.0	You'd think one fat, sweaty Orlando tourist would just be like, I bet they're hiding the good shit in this bag of gasoline.
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